If the men get to go to conferences, why can't we?

We are fast approaching the 2nd ever Housewives conference for the Two Trailing Spouses which is being held in the tiny town of Saint-Maurice in Not-so-flatland. The conference will commence on the night of the 6th November and it's looking to shape up as a rather fine evening indeed. With a boot-load of speculoos paste, stroopwafels and girly, pink, Belgian beer the housewives will kick off a fantastic week of cooking, giggling, drinking, eating, giggling, scaring husbands and a bit more of that giggling that tends to go on at these types of events. There is lots to prepare before this event can take place. Lots of laundry to be washed, dishes to be cleaned, groceries to be bought....